What do you think?

what would be the best way to kill myself right now, if i had to?

ps - no ceiling fans here and i dont like sky diving.

20 comments:

  1. Translate some German blogs to English and then back to English. You will not even notice when it happens!

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  2. do something repetitive and dull.

    No- I dont like this. come home.

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  3. Abbe aye item, kya re heroine banta hai? Austy theek bola, ghar pe aa.

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  4. i usually read my archives...
    hope all's well....

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  5. Vogon poetry... they say it is mighty effective. Or you could try killing whoever is making you suicidal... might work as well :)

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  6. is this a deep felt urge to get the attention??...if u are an adventrous kind....go to Iraq...that way u will be famous when blown into pieces

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  7. LOL.just stop breathing by closing the nose with the arm.BTW,I am sure the question was a humorous one,hence the answer too.:)

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  8. comment on ur last post:

    single, straight 30+ male human...oh man u seems to be describing me...oh shit "suitable" is the key word...lol

    ...Dont u think its the middle class which defines a society...rich are all the same everywhere

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  9. E, yes! Just kidding. I thought you'd get that ...

    Sudipta Chatterjee, lol. not v nice though!

    Austere, will not kill me :(

    Pratish Menon, isnt "item" a really bad slang word? You really shouldnt go around calling random women stuff like that :D

    Manuscrypts, Archives? Wont work!

    Casablanca, lol - its me! so we're back where we started. I hat poetry so i wouldnt even be able to start!

    Sherriff, curious ... why 'deep felt'? If it is, its working isnt it? Certainly getting a lot from you! TWO COMMENTS ON SAME POST w/o 1 REPLY ... wow!!! Or were you just free and bored.

    lol. just kidding. pls dont take offense?



    yes, suitable is the key word. obviously!

    and a) i did not comment on the middle class b) i didnt comment on their defining a society or not c) i didnt even mention the rich, forget about their being omnipresent ... so i really dont get where that bit of your comment was coming from. thanks for dropping by, though. Cheers!

    AmitL, thanks sweetheart (for getting that i was kidding)!

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  10. no you'll still come back to haunt us so if we have to prod on so do you

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  11. Ok is being punched senseless backwards.

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  12. In the last post "tagged" u wrote "middle class morality/closed minds"...thats where my comment was coming from

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  13. San, yes pls prod as dutiful friends should :D

    So ... close now. If I can hold out for a few more hours I'll be in the Green for this term atleast!

    Cherie!, 'punched senseless backwards'? Didnt get that :(

    Sherriff, I know! I did not comment on the middle class - meaning I did not say anything 'about' them, or pass judgement on them ... and definitely did not say anything about their either defining a society or not and i didnt even mention the rich, forget about their being omnipresent ...

    I talked about middle class morality, which is a different thing altogether, or atleast was in the way I meant it and I just said I was scared of it.

    :)

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  14. Ummm, I think Cherie meant, K.O. Knock out..O.K.?

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  15. Oh I have another idea: go and smell the armpits of someone back from a rugby match... instant satisfaction guaranteed!! :D

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  16. Watch the new Umraao-Jaan and the Don back to back. To increase chances of brain death add the new Devdas. Surefire way to become a vegetable. ;D

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  17. E, so ur a mind reader as well? :D

    Sudipta Chatterjee, my own?

    Prometheus_Unbound, I'd love thjose movies. will see them soon. thanks.

    Sudipta Chatterjee, ok - thanks! gimme a bit of a while though :D

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